Reading progress update: I've read 275 out of 356 pages.
This book is too funny!
Ahhh the 90s
"Tyson's dad leans forward and presses the power button on the TV. Two men appear on CNN, arguing about President Clinton and sex."
"You ejected our blank tape to watch Wayne's World," my mom says, pressing her lips tight.
I shrug. Maybe I ejected a tape. I cant remember.
"We were taping Seinfeld," she says. "We had it programmed."
"We tape it every Thursday, Emma. You know that. Martin and I are concerned about your lack of respect for this house."
I LAUGHED SO HARD